One of our cats is always on duty and I cannot work out their rota. It is a very complicated system – just like politics and the fight against the quarry at site C18.
The pair of ducks that come to our garden every spring are pedantic about their routine, which is an improvement on our cats, who are pedantic about our routine.
Latest spot, that is. On the back of my chair, preferably when I am sat in it so that I can jump out of my skin on impact landing and when it is not time to camp out in the airing cupboard amidst the freshly laundered towels.